General Admission General Anethstisia Major Asshole Rear Admiral Butts Major Paynin D'Arse Major Dick Private Dick Major Disaster Seaman Flood Seaman Guzzler
| Major Hardon  Major Lee Hung General Incompetence Colonel Inges Colonel O. Korn Seaman O. Liveru  Seaman Load  Major B. O. Major B. Oner
| Private Parts Major Payne General Principles Major Problems Corporal Punishment Private Road Seaman Samples Major Shityourself Major Lee Small 
| Major Snafu General E. Speaking Seaman Stains General Store General Weakness Major Woody Private Zahnerchin
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